Mere Status ka Maamla Hai

Here are a few 'Status Messages' that I had put on my Yahoo Messenger and G-talk. Most of these were sudden thoughts that descended on me while riding my bike (the much talked about YD125 which has a double cradle chassis like the RX135 and the engine of the Enticer) to office at speeds excess of 70 Kmph. A few of them are my reactions to situations which I strongly felt for, like "kya hum itne paraye ho gaye??" was because 'a very close friend' had not invited me to a party in his house etc.

1. pitcher perfect
2. que sera sera
3. maaya !
4. nange ninna mele manas aite
5. kya hum itne paraye ho gaye??
6. everything in life is an adjustment
7. banangula
8. bisilmale
9. people who know no
10. san fransCISCO
11. knowledge is not anyone's property
12. and maaya is attachment
13. i've come a long way
14. everyday is a start and beginning of things
15. hen nodi haalade kanro
16. sleep is rebooting the brain
17. haiyya ho !
18. www.sankethi.org
19. love and lust are like the two L's of the hell
20. when character becomes chapter
21. the house that the pappu's built
22. har ghadi badal rahi hai time
23. har cheez bikavu hai.bas apne keemat pe
24. like a fish outa water
25. ca or ka ? "gotilla" ?!
26. united we stand...divided we fall
27. i have no beginning and hence no end
28. very smart eh ! just wait n see dude
29. love can only be declared but not defined
30. me happy but not gay
31. drink moota rum for long life
32. true...i live in a different domain
33. dina idli vada tindu tindu bai yenaagabeku ?!
34. how i wish life was in slow motion !
35. u no i know
36. gulmohar
37. nanna hudugiyannu yaarunu nodlebaaradu
38. does everything have a reason !?
39. a heartful of wishes, a mindful of ideas
40. biggest paradox: how i wish i were a child that the enjoys present
41. so what ?
42. do i own my land till centre of the earth ?
43. void this_is_the_brain(){ this_is_the_brain();}
44. no i cant say no
45. why did that bird sit on the road?
46. you'll get back what you've done
47. my struggle to be normal
48. behind everything there is a human mind
49. are you the absolute or the relative
50. arent you afraid of your true self ?
51. when i come, many leave
52. an exclusive club of broadminded people
53. all my searches end in me
54. are you the absolute or the relative
55. are you at,below or above C level ?
56. thanks but no thanks
57. "i'm unique like everybody else"
58. i'm a different person with my eyes closed
59. a new life...a new leaf
60. after 60 came at 100
61. can you surprise yourself ??
62. "you live in a shell man"...sh(a)bash
63. listen to your internal voice
64. pyaar ka jaam na peena
65. dhoti phaadke rumaal ho gaya
66. naanondu tira...neenondu tira
67. misinterpret but dont misunderstand me
68. my roomies are gay and i'm happy
69. "chick" hudugiyaranna nodabaarada ?!
70. do wht u like or better like wht u do
71. we're afraid of the delta
72. do away with the mask
73. choose a different path
74. had traffic and jam for breakfast
75. new cubicle...new attitude
76. for everything else there's the hand
77. ek fool do mawaali
78. new ear to listen to the new year
79. when you stop expecting and start accepting
80. silence dosen't mean weakness
81. can you show me your other face ??
82. there's one in all and all in one
83. ski's the limit
84. i'm happy when you're happy...even otherwise
85. everyone left...only i'm right
86. the walf of life is to be done alone
87. isnt this you enn eye que you eee ?
88. weekday is a weak day for activities
89. love's a catalyst that precipitates feelings at heart's bottom
90. i cant quantize my feelings as love/friend/(...)
91. i'm surprised at myself !
92. trying to blow and extinguish the fire
93. you have to be totally similar or totally dissimilar to truly appreciate someone
94. dont impose your happiness on others
95. isnt 'for no reason' a reason ?
96. convert ur discrete time goals into continuous time enjoyment
97. sat chit aananda
98. consider it done boss
99. know god to say no god
100. surrounded by mirrors !
101. entangled in threads
102. i o u
103. happiness is a random event
104. i mistook attention for love !
105. from mind to no mind to dont mind
106. "now here or nowhere"
107. do{....}while(open(mind));
108. whts ur part in today's drama ?
109. today's best may be tomorro's worst
110. mind is like the tongue of the brain
111. is there a limit for the limit
112. afraid of life,afraid of death !
113. sound of silence echoes
114. doing once in a while is do{...}while(1111);
115. mera bit .. tera byte
116. its not in my jeans to be formal
117. she like wine..i like whine
118. MS: Master of Sins
119. amAZing desert
120. if you try and fail in the first attempt, make sure you erase all signs that you tried
121. a fair affair
122. to fall or spring in love ?
123. shine on you lazy diamond
124. i want to break; free( );
125. when i build a house, it'll be ground breaking news first
126. talent is latent
127. back to crAZiness
128. turn the futility into utility
129. the bloody heart
130. she said jaan e man, i said jaan e woman
131. frankly my dear... i do give a damn
132. dare to dream beyond the dreams
133. logic gives a false sense of security
134. God gives freedom to be in bondage; ski gives bonds to be in freedom
135. wish Gates and Windows were open
136. ranger in the mirror, shoots at you !
137. i said honey, she said money
138. if u give me a choke, i'll give u a capacitor
139. live life king size, die on a king size bed too
140. Col.Linux
141. If our brain was simple to understand, we wouldnt have been smart enough to understand it
142. skiattle